You don’t even exist in Empress Jazzy’s world unless you are paying her. So you’re going to have to work extra hard to feed her greed. Losers like you don’t even deserve to have any money anyway. You’d just waste it on stupid shit. So giving your money to Empress Jazzy is actually the smartest financial decision you could ever make. All you need to do is stroke on your little beta weenie while Empress Jazzy seduces you into sending her more cash.