The Doomsday Timer is ON

YOU HAVE EXACTLY
10000
SECONDS UNTIL DOOMSDAY


DO NOT CLOSE THIS WINDOW!!!

A new secret code has been generated and sent to Empre$$ Jazzy. If the timer reaches zero or this window closes early you're fucked. Your only hope now is to get the code from Empre$$ Jazzy. She will demand tributes and humiliating tasks in exchange for the code, and even then there are no guarantees she will even give it to you. Good luck!

CONTACT EMPRE$$ JAZZY AND BEG!!!




NOTE: Old codes do not work! Men have already tried this and failed as a result!