YOU HAVE EXACTLY
10000
SECONDS UNTIL DOOMSDAY
DO NOT CLOSE THIS WINDOW!!!
A new secret code has been generated and sent to Empress Jazzy. If the timer reaches zero or this window closes early you're fucked. Your only hope now is to get the code from Empress Jazzy. She will demand tributes and humiliating tasks in exchange for the code, and even then there are no guarantees she will even give it to you. Good luck!
NOTE: Old codes do not work! Men have already tried this and failed as a result!
CONTACT EMPRESS JAZZY AND BEG!!!
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