Perform any of these tasks, and send picture or video proof to Empress Jazzy along with a cash tribute.
Write a 1,000 word confession letter to Empress Jazzy. Admit that she is superior to you, and that you are willing to do anything she tells you. Be sure to include all your most embarrassing fetishes and secrets.
Give yourself a spanking with a hair brush or a plastic spoon. Repeatedly spank yourself as hard as you can, until both of your ass cheeks are burning hot and turn cherry red.
Cut out a small hole in your pillow and have sex with it. Be sure to pull out right before you cum, and squirt it all over your pillow. Then sleep on your cum crusted pillow without washing it.
Go to the grocery store and buy a jar of vaseline, a large cucumber, and a magazine with a hot guy on the cover. Do not buy anything else, and do not use the self checkout. Checkout at a line with a live cashier.
Take a permanent marker, and write ‘JAZZY’ on your body at least 100 times. This includes your arms, legs, chest, stomach and face. Then finish it off by writing a tiny letter ‘J’ on your tiny little dick.
Go to a public dumpster and take a few garbage bags out of it. Open up the garbage bags when you get home, and dump them all over your bed. Sleep in all that nasty garbage for at least one week.
Make a pot of coffee on a work night. Then right before you go to bed, drink the whole pot of coffee, and eat a whole carton of ice cream. This will ensure you have terrible sleep, and give you nightmares.
Print out one of Empress Jazzy’s sexy selfies, and get it framed. Keep it on your desk or workstation at your dead end job. This will help remind you who you’re working so hard for.
Get a carton of one dozen eggs. Take out each egg one at a time, and crack them over your head. Smear the egg yolk all over your face and in your hair. Let it dry and get sticky, and don’t wash it for at least 6 hours.
Apply a big handful of skin tightening cream to your penis to help shrink it. Then apply a big handful of numbing cream so it feels more like you don’t have a penis. Do this at least three times every day.
Securely lock your dick in an extra small chastity cage. Mail the keys to Empress Jazzy’s PO box. Your keys will be safe in her hands, as Empress Jazzy is the most trusted key holder in the business.
Take a bar of soap and shove it deep inside your mouth. Suck on it like it’s a dick, and swirl your tongue around so it lathers up inside your mouth. Do this for at least 15 minutes.
Turn off or disconnect your hot water heater. This way you’ll have no choice but to take freezing cold showers every day. Use the money you save to send more gifts and tributes to Empress Jazzy.
Dump a box of cereal or a bag of potato chips into your toilet bowl, and stir it around with your hand. Let it soak in the water for at least one hour so it gets all soggy. Then go ahead and eat it right out of the bowl.
Whenever Empress Jazzy gets a new pedicure, you will buy a bottle of nail polish of the same color. Paint your toes so that your pedicure matches Empress Jazzy’s. Do not remove the polish for at least one week.
Dress up in a super sissy outfit. The film yourself dancing like a girl while twerking your ass and listening to Barbie Girl or Short Dick Man. You can also pay Empress Jazzy to pick out additional songs for you.