Want to be a part of my loser lunch club? On social media daily I will announce that my lunch or meals need to be reimbursed. It’s your duty to report to me immediately and pay for it. That’s your loser duty for life!
Loser Lunch Club Contract
Category: Contracts
Confess to Your Wife Contract
Lifetime Subscription Contract
Submit yourself to Empress Jazzy for life! This contract will ensure you stay paying and subscribing every single month until you croak!
Lifetime Loser Contract
Bath Water Pervert Contract
Purchase this contract to purchase and drink a jar of Empress Jazzy’s bath water.
Dick Pic Permission Contract
Do you want to have strange men contact you and send their dick pics? This is the contract for you. Be careful what you wish for! You might end up somebody’s whore!
Summertime Punishment Contract
While all the hotties are enjoying summer you get to stay home and do these stupid ridiculous tasks for me.
Doomsday Timer Game Contract
Have you played my doomsday timer on my website sissysquirts? This contract and rules for the game will give you hours of play/fun! Do you dare to play Doomsday?
Summer Lockdown Contract
Loser Pass Contract
Loser hall pass. If you want permission to do something you have to follow all the directions on this loser pass, and beg for mercy. You have to ask permission to do anything (including using the washroom) No fun for you, ever! Unless you pay!