Goddess Jazzy loves a good financial ruin game. Up for the challenge?
Category: Contracts
Fuck Up Your Bills Contract
Let Empress Jazzy fuck-up your bills and potentially your life. Cruel contract full of surprises.
Timer Game Contract
Lip Filler Contract
You will pay for all my plump juicy lip treatments. A few more surprises in store on this contract. You’re so pathetic and weak for me you’ll do this.
Fart Sniffer Contract
Goon Bot Contract
Jazzy bots activated. Get your special PIN code and rules from Goddess Jazzy, queen of the Goon Bots. You are no longer a human being, you are a reprogrammed goon bot for Queen Jazzy!
Controlled Spending Spreadsheet Contract
Church of Jazzy Contract
Become an official member of the church of God Jazzy. Become a humiliated Paypig, your destiny awaits. Follow all your commandments and be a good disciple for your one true lord and saviour.
Massive Exposure Contract
Dangerous two page exposure contract. Empress Jazzy’s loser robots will spread your links and images all over message boards and exposure sites. Get your loser page exposed 100k or more within a few days! Watch your loser stardom grow and the devastation that could follow. Everyone should know the truth! You’re a stupid beta!
Date Night Contract
A cucks dream scenario. You love seeing hot girls who deny you getting laid by real men, and you’re paying.